Male Disorientation

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?

A: They don't stop to ask for directions.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Stinkin' Proof	Osama's New City
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Chilled Crabs	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Voodoo Enronomics	Blondes and Gas Stations	Country Politics	Clinton -vs- Titanic
Yo mama's Teeth	Lightbulb...Californians	Yo mama's So Stupid	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Big Tongue	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Yo mama's so stupid... order	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a
Why I Am So Tired	Five Minutes to Midnight	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Clinton's Safe Sex
Where did it go?	Ice Cream	Elephant Tampon	Southern Foreplay
Respectfully Cheating	Bubba Claus	Smurfette	Yo Mama's So Country
Blonde - Detectives	Curd and Rod	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	A Daring New Position	Olllllld Lawyer	Yo mama's So Poor
Free Sex Contestants	Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Ugly	Broom Factory
Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Bush Visits a Nursing Home	Redneck Oral Hygiene
Mechanic's Lube	If Ever You're Choking...