Tickle Me Dirty Politics

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	Better Luck Next Time	Elevator Shoes
Yo mama's So Flat	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Yo mama's So Flat	Sharks and Lawyers
Bush Does a Favor	Yo mama's so fat... belt	Bull	Yo mama's...Old
Blonde Horses	What are you thinking about?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat... born
Switch!	Blonde's Twinkle	Lawyers' Lucky Break	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
Playing Doctor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Dubya 'Do.
Blonde Gets Job	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad
Three Girls Go Camping	It's What's For Dinner	Mail Order Blonde	Get Your Feet Wet
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Annoying Boy on Bus	Not So Saved by the Bell
Curly Sue	Three Couples, No Sex	Definition of Suspicious	Women and Pool Tables
Student Nurse	Southern Values	The Blonde Hostess	Blonde on Fire
Condoms	Dating vs. Marriage