Tickle Me Dirty Politics

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dubya Quotes	Punk 'n' Parrot	Your Parents Messed Up	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Whistle While You Twurk	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex
Blonde and a Pig	Drunken Man and Blonde	Blondes and Pierced Ears	Yo Mama the Gourmet
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Blonde Diet	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Lunch Anyone?
Sleeping Blonde	Grandma's Birthday	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Lawyers' Lucky Break
Smoke It	Monster Valentine	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Redneck Sex Ed
Yo mama's so fat... door	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Attack of the American Women	State Slogans
Boy Scout	She's So Blonde... Blood Test	White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's...fat
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Stayin' Alive	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
The Three Nuns	Zip It. Zip It Good.	The Blonde and the Librarian	International Beer Syndrome
Sheep Boy	Genie and the Taliban	Cash Flow	Fast Food for Rednecks
J.Lo and doorknobs	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	A Real Ball Buster	Dumb as Rocks
The Lawyer's Funeral	Yo mama's So Poor