You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elephant Tampon	Did I do that?	President Clinton & the Pope	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Blonde's Twinkle	Yo mama's...Fat	B-Day Sex	She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes
Redneck Engineering Exam	Mouth Organ	Yo mama's...Fat	Blondes and Virgins
Chuckie Cheese Please	Little Voice	Redneck Grocrey	Woman Says, Man Hears
Blonde in a Tree	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Backwoods High Tech	Pee On A Ferrari
You Might Be A Redneck...	Yo Mama's So Poor	Magic Watch	Yo mama's...Bus
Blonde and a Sock	You're So Poor...Christmas	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Man and Pharmacist
Blonde and a Pig	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline	Yo mama's so poor ...	Blonde Ice Fishing
Wet Lawyers	Blonde Crossing	Ugly mama and a tail	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's So Poor	What Men Need Most	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Housebroken Redneck	Poor Mama	What's Your Poison?	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
Blondes Strike Back	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Driving
Yankees and the Lightbulb	Switch!