You So Ugly

You so ugly, your mama put you next to a piece of crap and said "Twins!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde and a Pig	Monica's Testimony	Optimistic Jack	The Quotable Marion Barry
Politically Speaking	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	The Man With One Brain	Sanitary Blonde
Bacon in My Ear	Baldy Pants	Sports and Virility	Difference Boy & Girl
The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Osama's Covered Wagon	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Lake Wannaswimma	40 Things Never Said By Southerners
A Blonde Party	Blonde Destroyer	Lawyers 'n' Shingles	First Cut is the Deepest
Beer Consumption	Drastic Diet	Gumor's Orifice Confusion	The Blonde Fox
Yo mama's so Nasty	Yo mama's so ugly	Microsoft and a Halter Top	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...
Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Blonde in the Mirror	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	The difference between boiling water and
Greg Norman	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Tardy Blonde	Redneck At The Restaurant
Wet Lawyers	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Blonde's Wine	Blonde's Backseat
Wedding Night	Windows 666	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	Homosexual
Blonde Bird Watcher	Clinton's Lingerie