Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Little Girls Who Suck	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Swinging Redneck
Whistle While You Twurk	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Yo mama is so dumb...	Vetoed Valentine Promotions
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Poor	Drink up	Prison Carpenter
Blonde...Infant Scale	Dubya 'Do.	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Stop Tailgating
First Cut is the Deepest	That's A Buncha Bull	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Chillin' Biddies
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Fat	Sexual Olympics
Relay Race	This Joke is Bananas!	Yo Mama's So Ugly	How to Sell a Bible
Mama in a Tight Shirt	Ha, The Joke's On You	Yo mama's...Ugly	Captain Hook's Death
On The Job Training	Catching Osama	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship	Optimistic Jack
Ceramic Guys	Limbless Prostitute	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blonde and Blonder
The Wet and the Blonde	WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Blonde Hits the Ground Last
River Deep	The True Story	Attack of the American Women	You Might Be A Redneck... Ammo
Madame President	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'