Tasties in a Half Shell

Q: Why did God invent armadillos?

A: So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half-shell.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Leggy Blonde	Rent	List of Short Books	Blonde Meets Cheerios
America has finally captured Saddam ...	Helisoft	The Last Southern Virgin	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Yo mama's So Poor	I feel like chicken tonight	G-spot vs. a Golfball	A Prayer Before Dying
Bush and Cheney Lunch	Big Tongue	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	High Sperm Count
Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Blonde on Fire	Blonde Half-Wit	Yo mama's...Door
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Blonde Test	Blonde - Contractor	ESL 'N' Enron
One day a blonde went into a department ...	Cook	Brunette Meets Genie	Wright, Right?
Yo Mama... B#$%*	Finder's keepers	Birdie Poem	Limbless Prostitute
Taliban Bingo	At the Pharmacy	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Tennis Balls	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Sneezy	Love Is Blindness
On the Rooftop	Yo mama's...Forklift	Adam Talks All About Eve	Elementary, My Dear Jerkface
Socks	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans	Yankees and the Lightbulb
Stayin' Alive	Scooby Doo