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What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding night?

"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Bush's Morning Run	Ignorance	Bufallo Billy
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Blonde Joke	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Yo mama's So Poor
Three Blondes	Gotcha!	Blonde Bicycle	Lawyer vs. Water Fowl
Blonde Nurse	Surprise Package	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shows up	Hot 'n' Heavy
Gassy Broad	What are you thinking about?	60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Taliban Snippet
Fortune 500	Material Lust	God Save The Dairy Queen	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?
Hot 'n' Heavy	Bush's Advisors	Mommy, Mommy!	Yo mama is like a brick...
A blonde was cooking dinner	Redneck Soccer	Banana Peel	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Mrs. Shagwell	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Laptop
Yo Mama's So Small	Men and Computers	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Three Couples, No Sex
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Saving Her Butt	Lightbulb Flies
Get You With The Nine	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Yo mama's so stupid...	Christmas Carol Parrot
Joke Written By and For Retards	Lab Monkeys