Guns don't kill....

Guns don't kill people.

Texans kill people.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	It Ain't Surgery	Dear Diarrhea	Gary Condit's Bad Hair Days
Stinkin' Proof	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Yo mama's so fat... fell over
Intelligent Quotes	Exotic Male Dancer	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Blonde at the Doctor's
Political Jokes	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Fat Dude	Iraqi Law	Baking Blondes
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Megastore, Megasale	An Egyptian man is walking...
Homeward Blonde	Professor of Logic	Scags Who Blew Bill	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Yo mama's...Fat	Your teeth are so busted...	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Father and Son
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's...Fat
Fast Food Blondes	Yo mama's So Ugly	Sobriety Test	Q & A...Shower
Yo mama is so dumb...	Princess Di and Thomas	Peeing Leprechaun	Blonde Fish Killer
What's the difference between a blonde...	A Mall Order	Consulting Fun	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Ugly	Ugly mama and a tail