Big Fat Mopeds

What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common?

They're both fun as long as your friends don't see you on 'em!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat... born	Male Masturbation	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D
Gorilla in Heat	Clinton's Protection	Parakeet Cereal	You Might Be A Redneck
Washington Survey	Dick 2 Balls	Blonde Lesbian	Eternal Judgment
Blonde's Shoes	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Respecting the First Lady	Yo mama's So Old
Farmer and the Cow	Elephant Tampon	Smokin' Dope	It's A War-Like Country
Blonde and Elephants	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Yo mama's So Hairy	Touchy Feely Cracky
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	If Ever You're Choking...	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Workplace Farting: Options Explored
IBM and Lightbulbs	The Tale Of The Three Holes	Olllllld Lawyer	You mama's so stupid... tripped
Wet Lawyers	Wallet and Genitals	Blonde - Death in the Family	Redneck Engineering Exam
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Breakfast of Champions	Yo mama so fat...
Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	A Little Testy	MasterCard For Men	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Rooster in His Declining Years	Knights And Birth Control Limerick	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt	The Raffle
How do you know if a Frenchman...	George Bush is So Stupid...