Women vs. Dog Poop

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Baby Drink	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Yo mama's So Stinky	Deaf and Dumb Kid	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde and Dictionary
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	What Didja Learn?	Donkey and Onion	Abstinence
You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Question...Sex Change	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde and a Pig
Yo mama's...Fat	Bubba Died in a Fire	Mrs. Shagwell	Monica's Testimony
Hairclub for Women	What Are Politics?	Blonde and License Plates	The Jewish Vote
The Quotable Marion Barry	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Flash Me	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Cherry Pop	It's What's For Dinner	Whose Son is He?	Fat Chance
Priestly Duties	Why God Created Man	Banging and Banking	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Blonde...Bananas	Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's so dumb...
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Arctic Hooker	Redneck Grandma	Mommy, Mommy!	If Resumes Told the Truth
Eyes Wide Shut	Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson