Women vs. Dog Poop

What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Two Things About a Blonde	The Blonde And The E-mail	Talking Blondes
Osama Gets Loaded	Blonde Cell Death	Yo mama's so fat... two buses	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Yo Mama is So Stupid	Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's So Ugly	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Bush Does a Favor	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Higher Larnin'
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal	Blonde's Vocabulary	This Joke is Bananas!
Jerome is Dead!	Riding in Cars With Boys	Watch Where You Step	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Small Things	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Work Blows
You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Sanitary Blonde	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	What's That, Tampon?
Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Fortune 500	Soy Toy	Cook
Yo Daddy Is So Bald	If Ever You're Choking...	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	Substituting Rats for Lawyers
Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Country Politics	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Bill Gates' Honeymoon
Three Girls Go Camping	Men With No Arms or Legs	Orgy at Never Neverland	Friendly Neighbors
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo mama's...So Stupid