Yo mama's...Fat

Yo Mama is so fat, that when she plays hopscotch, she goes, "California, Alabama, Canada, Virginia."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Booger Wooger	Yo mama's so poor...	Blonde - Transplant	An Ugly Position
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Baby Mama	Okie Jokie	Free Sex with Fill Up
Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Lawyers in Lust
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Glories of old age	Eternal Judgment	What Are Ya, Chicken?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Blonde Bicycle	Keep It In Your Pants	Indecent Exposure
Microsoft in Detroit?	Yo mama's so nasty...	Politician Walking	Froggie Proposal
Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Yo mama's...Greasy	Steak and Sex
Kleenex	Redneck Senior	Elvis vs. Al Gore	That Fly
Mechanical Sex	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Radio	Surprise Package
Little Green Balls	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Annoying Boy on Bus
Lawyers' Birth Control	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Blonde - Mating Call	Osama Mama
Dutch Virgin	Blonde in a Tree	Homosexual	Milking it
Dynamite!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach