The roof is on fire

Q: What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?

A: A blonde trying to burn it down

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	yo mama is so fat....	Bush and Gore, together again	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Yo mama's tities...	Gorilla Control	A Prayer Before Dying	Germans Love Limbaugh
Osama is Celebate	Arkansas Toothbrush	Pickmeup	Friendly Neighbors
Sex In Advertising	Yo mama so stupid...	Call Me Back	Yo mama's...Fat
Lawyer vs. Water Fowl	Hack Golfer	Yo Mama's So Old	George W. Bush was caught breaking
Soy Toy	Pump Kin	Did I do that?	What is grosser than gross?
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Lunch Anyone?	What Sex is Polly?	What Do You Call?
Y'might Be A Redneck	Puzzle Pieces	Set Me On Fire	Twisted Baby Joke
Genie and the Taliban	Redneck Christmas	Blonde in a Tree	Yo mama's...Stupid
Fast Food for Rednecks	Dynamite!	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Prune Pizza
Country Politics	Democrat's Concession	Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo' Face So Greasy
Yo mama so fat...	Gross Siamese Tongue