Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Canni Ball!	Rent
Socks	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's So Poor	Free Sex with Fill Up
Redneck... Fast Food	Sexual Confessional	Slippery Doorknob	Yo mama's so skinny... baseball
Two Sperm	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Chilling with the Eskimo
Lawyers in Lust	B-Day Sex	Gay Picnic	Yo mama's So Fat
In The Navy	Autoblonde	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's...Dumb
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Eatin' Possum
Blonde Braincells	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	Bob Dole	Smoke It
Monica's First Look	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Broomsticks	Redneck Soccer
Bush Has a Short One	Yo mama's So Fat... Hot Dogs	Bug's Mind	Osama's Ride
You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Surprise Package	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Hoshimota	Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck Porch
Pothead Shopper	Yo mama's...Hair