Blondes and cow patties

What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Bang! I'm Blonde!	Yummy Mama
Party!	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies	I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Small	Yo mama's So Ugly	Capitol Parrot
Say What Again?	Drivers' Ed	JFKaput	George Bush is So Stupid...
The Farmer's Daughters	Cows In Government	Multi-Balls	Broomsticks
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Condom	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
What Are Politics?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Leper Hockey	Eye Exam
Priestly Duties	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Blonde in Grocery Store
Cook	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Male Disorientation	Dear Old Dad
Hot Air Balloon	Osama's Ride	And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo Mama's Fertile
Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas	Blonde Bird Watcher	Blonde - Drowning	Fish Market
White House Synonyms	No Special Sauce?	Blonde Robbery	Another Saturday Night
Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Horny Old Ladies