You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Baby Drink	Stick of Dynamite
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Blond Father	Redneck Engineering Exam	Oscar Meyer
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Shriveled Lovin'	Nursery Crimes	Womanly Secret
3 blondes jump off a building ...	Bull	The Witty Truck Driver	Aliens Attack
Keep Gabby Reece Away	Survivor for Alabamans	Getting Old	Redneck Senior
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	We're Talking Small	Adam Talks All About Eve
Flies Have Wings, Why?	Milking it	Yo mama's So Stupid	Condom Dog
Homeward Blonde	Redneck Truck	Elephant Tampon	Redneck Yardwork
Ghetto Wedding Cake	Blonde...Hair Up	Yo mama is like a brick...	Catching Osama
Not So Saved by the Bell	PC Three Little Pigs	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Your teeth are so busted...
Yo Mama's So Ugly	White House Visitors	Don't Step Out of the Car	The Reason Why I Fired My Secretary
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Magnum PI	The Lawyer's Funeral	Iraqi Funerals
The Octo-cow	Clinton's Music