Blonde and the Bottle Cap

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?

A: Because it said, 'Sorry, try again.'

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Microsoftie	Don't Choke	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
Joke for Limeys	G-spot vs. a Golfball	Monica's First Look	Feeling Like A Woman
Yo mamma's so retarded...	B-Day Sex	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Don't Knock It
THE DRUNK	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Think About It	Horny Old Ladies
Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Like Father Like Son	Corduroy Condom
First Class	Yo mama's So Dumb	Rope a Dope	Soyburger vs dildo
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	America has finally captured Saddam ...	Elvis vs. Al Gore	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Blonde Shower	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's...ugly	Beware the Blonde Terrorist
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	The Fly	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Yo mama's...Stupid
I Don't Like My Brother	Icy Blonde	Viva Las Vegas	Blonde Ice Fishing
Blondes and cow patties	Beep Beep	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck
Sign On The Brothel	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Boy Scout	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap
Loose Constructionists	Redneck Wedding