You Can't Teach An Old Cat

What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten?

An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Loose Potatoes	Bush's Tragedy	Blonde vs. Ratings System
Hired Help	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Hanging with Blondes
Orgy at Never Neverland	What did the blonde say after ...	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Three Drunk Men
Yo mama's so fat... strechmarks	What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Gum	Redneck Job Interview
Yo mama's So Fat	Surfing USA	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Still Together
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Executive Rimmin'	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Scot Got Naught	How to Sell a Bible	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	500 lawyers in the ocean
First Lady	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Microsoft in Detroit?
Eternal Judgment	Sex In Advertising	Clinton's DNA	Redneck Sex Ed
Old People And Nastiness	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Dream on	Don't Step Out of the Car
Squeaky Clean	Yo Mama's Fertile	Redneck...TV Antenna	David Beckham
The Jewish Vote	Yo mama is so nasty...	Bloody Mary	Redneck With Empty Tank
Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Blondes and Basketball