Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)

Yo' daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Act Of God	Justice Prevailed	Microsoft and a Halter Top	A Prayer Before Dying
A Daring New Position	Blondes Doing the Wave	Vetoed Valentine Promotions	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Barbie and Britney	It Ain't Margarita	Windows 666
Condoms	George W. Bush was caught breaking	George W. Drowning	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Drink up	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Hanging With Rednecks	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
Surfing USA	Viagra Diet	The Quotable Marion Barry	747
Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Paperboy	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
Redneck Family Values	Snack Food	Al Gore's Piercings	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E
Christmas In Heaven	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	The Three Nuns	The Naked Truth
Yo mama's so fat... leg	Sign On The Brothel	Irish Cream	Yo Mama's So Hairy
40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Bishop And The Ass	Honeymoon	Blonde Coffee Drinker
Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo mama's So Poor	Clinton Monument	Disarming the Guard
Doe a Deer	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack