Yo Mama's so fat... quarter

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter
she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Sheep Soup	Blonde Snowman	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Closest Shave Ever	Osama's Valentine	Blonde Pooltable	Baking Chocolate Chip Cookies
Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Holy Water	Louisiana Heritage	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes
New Favorite Number	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Peanut In Your Ear	Blonde Diet	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	First Class
Hot Air Balloon	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Helisoft
Yo mama's...Useless	Nailing Osama	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
A Few Good Lawyers	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Shipwrecked	Chucky at the Movies
Thermos and Blonde	Redneck Religiousity	Baby Talk	Viva Las Vegas
A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son	I Can't Drive 69	Upside Down Blonde
Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Ark-N-Saw	Tiger Woods and Princess Di
Cannibals	Yo mama's so stupid	Yo Mama's Underwear	Blonde with Half a Brain
Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Dentist