Constipated Accountant

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Canni Ball!	Clinton's Protection	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Yo mama's So Stupid
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Redneck Truck	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Star Dreck
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	That's crazy	Potato in the Pants	Rare Disorder
Pervert Psychiatrist	A Redneck Retaliation	After the Honeymoon...	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Confucious...Baseball	Christmas In Heaven	Skittles	Blonde Half-Wit
Blonde and Drive-Thru	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	The Geography of Men and Women	Sports and Virility
Blonde's Bridge	Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo Mama Laundromat	Bee Milky
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Tenessee Football Player	Attack of the American Women	Blonde Girlfriend
Yo mama's...Fat	Condit vs. Clinton	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Soy Toy
The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's...Ugly	Cash Flow	Star Dreck
Yo mama's So Stupid	Fart Glossary	Scratchy Lottery	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
A Giant Problem	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo mama's So Small	Yo mama's...Stupid
Redneck Sex Ed	You Big Tomato