The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Supermarket Mother	Yo mama's So Fat	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Booger Wooger	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Nose Hair	Six Feet Under The Sheets
Clinton -vs- Titanic	Minor differences	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Rise and Shine
New Favorite Number	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Diplomacy Definition	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Doggy Style	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Bicycle	Clinton's Interns
Dubya 'Do.	Doctor Demented	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Liberal Jokes	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Salesman: A New One, Really	Blonde's Tricycle
Man Catches Crocodile	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Monica At The UN	A Few Good Lawyers
Virgins in Caves	Elevator Scene	Cook	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Branch-Davidians	Paying the Price of Marriage
Love Is Blindness	Blonde - Drowning	Dream on	David Beckham
Blond Restroom Attendant	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo mama so fat...	Material Lust
Quotes About the French	Heh. Stupid Blondes.