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Whistle While You Twurk

 
One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign for a "World Records" competition. The first one entered the 'smallest feet' contest and won. The second one entered the 'smallest hands' contest and one. The third entered the 'smallest penis' contest -- and lost. He came away, very dejected.

"What happened?" asked his friends.

"Who's Bill Clinton?"

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