Leeches

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck...Books	Blonde Rows of Corn	Blondes Strike Back	Bedside Confession
Whistle While You Twurk	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Bad Drivers	Yo mama's So Poor
Birth Control	Baby Mama	Bad Lawyer	Designated drunkard
Rules For Work	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo mama's so Stupid	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
500 lawyers in the ocean	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Playing Doctor	Survivor for Alabamans
Jane's Addiction	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Blonde on Blonde Jokes
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Confucious	Glories of old age II
Guess Who?	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blonde...Infant Scale	The Skeleton
Mechanical Sex	Go Fish	Yo mama's...Ugly	Sex Contract
War Pigs	Dye, Blonde, Dye	Pitching a Tent	Fire Truck
Monica's Deposition	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	The Blonde and the Zipper	Yo mama is so dumb...
Workplace Farting: Options Explored	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Monica At The UN	Redneck Jedi II
The President''s Puzzle	You're So Ugly