Leeches

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer? The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Yo Mama... Shotgun	An Ugly Position	Redneck Bubblebath
HMO Executive	Abstinence	The New 69	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Minor differences	The Hit and Run Case
That's crazy	Urinalotta Trouble	Monks Made a Mistake	Yo Mama's so fat... quarter
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Sex Relatively Speaking	Waitron Blonde	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Confucious...Baseball	Elevator Scene	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Texan Poetry	Hide the Duke	Pre-Nuptial Agreements
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs	Yo mama's...Dumb	Fart Glossary
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Blonde Kidnapper	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
The difference between boiling water and	Chilled Crabs	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Dynamite!	Redneck Wedding	Hungry Blonde
It's What's For Dinner	Testing, Testing	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Crappy Date
Redneck Home Improvement	Yo mama is so dumb...