Flour Patch

Yo mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Major Crackage	Yo mama's So Stupid
Blonde and a Pig	The New 69	Yo Mama's So Stank	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Montana Ghost Story	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Play Dead	Y'Might Be A Redneck
Bartender	Sons Devoted to Mom	Smoke It	Holiday
Yo mama's so stupid...	Yo mama's So Poor	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Go Fish
Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton & A Screwdriver	War Pigs	Extra-Large Condoms
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Lightbulb...Californians	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Yo mama's So Stupid
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Mrs. Shagwell	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Arctic Hooker
Infectious Fast Food	Garden of Eden	New Rules For Employment	Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
NASCAR	Peckers	Blondes and Virgins	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde in a Swimming Race	Pulling His Cheney	Yo mama's So Stupid
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Full Speed Ahead	Sleep Now	Flour Patch
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls