Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Heffahump	Joke for Limeys
Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Yo mama's so fat...	Sexual Olympics	Beer Consumption
Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Blonde's Backseat	Blonde's Tricycle	Yo mama's So Ugly
Adam and Eve, Surprised	747 Full of Lawyers	Guys vs. Girls	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Tennis Balls	Women vs. Dog Poop	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Improvements in Hell
Gassy Broad	California Gay Whale	Screw The World	Blonde Gets Job
Blonde in the Morning	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Animal House	What's Your Poison?
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Shipwrecked	Political Pampers	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	Yo mama's So Nasty	Disarming the Guard	Yo mama's So Stupid
Fly Away	Blonde and Blonder	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	The Smartest Dog Ever
Tiger Woods and Princess Di	747	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	Lesbians in a Canoe
An Ugly Position	You Might Be A Redneck...Beer	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	We're Studying Hard
Shirts Off	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk