Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Blondes and cow patties	My First Time	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo mama's So Ugly	Rise and Shine
80-Pounder	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Blondes on a Rope	Saddam Hussein	Yo mama's...Fat
Friendly Neighbors	Eye Rub	Screw The World	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Horse Tears	Yo mama's so stupid...	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Carefully Placed Periods
Clear Blue Easy	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Lazy
Yo mama's So Fat	Never Seen A Priest	Wizard of Oz	Yo mama's...Fat
Puzzle Pieces	Set Me On Fire	The Blonde and the Deodorant	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Guns don't kill....	Morning at the White House	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress
You So Ugly	Blonde, Redhead, Parrot	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Heckle Me Harder
Viagra Diet	Yo mama's so nasty...	Baked beans and their delightful tune	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding
Afghani Fowl	Yo Mama's So Country