Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Fishermen with Skills	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Backstroke Dolly
Hot Air Balloon	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Confucius Say	What are you thinking about?
Yo mama's so fat...	Capitol Parrot	Horny Toad	Heaven and Hell
Vampire Date	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Y'might Be A Redneck	None
Free Sex with Fill Up	Soy Toy	Pump Kin	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
Viagra Coffee	Gay on Airplane	Hot 'n' Heavy	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
yo mama's hair...	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Salesman: A New One, Really
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Scratchy Lottery	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Q & A...Shower
A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Genie and the Taliban	Red Ball Express	I Still Don't Get It
Reagan and Clinton	Captured Blonde	Blonde and Doorknobs	Screwed, For Sure
3 Vampires	Better Luck Next Time	B-Day Sex	Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart
Clinton's Finished Now	Yo mama's so poor ...	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Hairy
Blondes Strike Back	Y'Might Be A Redneck