Jokes
Links

 

 

Furrier Funnies

 
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a
very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow
exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous
full-length coat.

As the lady tries it on, the furrier
discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop
owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check
has cleared."

So Sam and the woman leave. On Monday, the Morris returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"

"I just had to come by,"
grinned Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

54 votes, And 3268 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Yo mama's so ugly... kid
Oh My God!
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...
Your teeth are so busted...
Female Comebacks
How many blondes does it take...
Hoshimota
A little boy wrote to Santa ...
Mexican or Mexican't
Octogenarian Barroom Chat
Oldest Couple Ever
Yo Mama Like a Stamp
Woman Says, Man Hears
Blonde and the Bottle Cap
Birdie Poem
Dad Eats Lightbulbs
Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner
Donkey Compliment

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
Pencil
Dead Bird
Golf and Public Restrooms
Coma
Which girlfriend should I marry?
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Stay Home Blonde
President
Rub It