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Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a
very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow
exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous
full-length coat.

As the lady tries it on, the furrier
discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop
owner. "Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after your check
has cleared."

So Sam and the woman leave. On Monday, the Morris returns. The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here? There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"

"I just had to come by,"
grinned Sam, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

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