Iraqi Funerals

Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals?

Becasue garbage cans only have 2 handles.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Osama Gets Loaded
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Deernuts and Beernuts	Dikfer	Gay Irishmen
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Adult Swim	A Prayer Before Dying	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo mama's So Hairy	This Joke is Bananas!	Little-Known Facts
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	Jane's Addiction
Confusing Blonde	Bush BM	Blonde Minivan Tragedy	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama just gets dumber...
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Yo mama's...Fat	Martian Sex
The Farmer's Daughters	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Viagra for Gramps	What is red and green?
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!
Yo mama so dirty...	Limbless Prostitute	Yo mama's nasty!	Blonde With Braces
Milking it	Yo Mama So Dry	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Blonde in a Round Room
Wedding Night	Squeaky Clean