Microwave Cookery

Why'd they create the microwave?

So blondes could cook, too!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Joke for Limeys	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks
Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Blondes and Candles	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
Capitol Parrot	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Horny Old Ladies	Little People have little...
The Blond Date	Beer Translations	The Geography of Men and Women	What do you call a prostitute's children?
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Professor of Logic	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Mustard -- A Tragic Story
Yo momma so dumb she ...	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Hot Revenge	Leeches
Fishing For a Sale	The 69ers	Kitty & Lady Find L-O-V-E	Cartwheeling for Cash
Blonde Nurse	Deer Tracks	Big Boss Man	IBM and Lightbulbs
Not So Saved by the Bell	Jokes On You, Teacher	Golf On The Sly	Bush Gets Testy
Redneck Home Improvement	The Smartest Dog Ever	Yo Mama's So Fat... Menu	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck and Bugs	Iranians
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Who Has it All	Redneck...Bath	I Nearly Pissed Myself
You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Who is Marylou?!?