Cosmopolitan Redneck

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city you've been to is Wal-Mart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	It's Not For Him, Stupid	Microsoftie	An Ugly Position
Bill Of No Rights	Sharper Than a Ginsu	The 69ers	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Shekshy Legsh	Yo mama's so ugly... kid	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Lawyer in a Tree	Whitehouse Parrot	Breast Stroke	Yo Mama's Teeth...
You're Like A...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Two Things In The Air	Sex Math 101
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyer Stamps	Yo mama's so Stupid	Redneck Anthem
Bamming in 'Bama	Little Johnny's Halloween	Three Girls in the Desert	Gorilla in Heat
The Dough Boyz	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Blondes and Colds
Yo mama's so ugly	Honeymoon	Martian Sex	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Laxative Cough Therapy	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's...Easy
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around	No More Labor Pains	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Osama is Dead
One-Eyed Blonde	Wallet and Genitals	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Blonde Overdue
Bob Dole's Band	Blonde Driving