Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?

Bone appetit!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Yo mama's So Flat	Einsteinium
Blonde Arrow	I've Got Shingles	Bigfoot and Blonde	You So Ugly
P. Diddy on a Diet	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Modern Science	Redneck Honeymoon
Indecent Exposure	Yo Mama's So Old	Redneck Truck	Blonde and Drive-Thru
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo mama's So Poor	Did I do that?	Uncle Tommy's Closet
Divorce	Yo mama's so poor ...	Ouch!	Yo mama's so fat... leg
Lawyer Stamps	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Blonde and Clock	Sister Mary Henry
Occupy This	Toothbrush Salesman	Tasty, tasty fat!	What's That, Tampon?
Baldy Pants	Annoying Boy on Bus	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Stick of Dynamite
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Little Wanky	Le Stinkers	Tornado and Redneck Divorce
Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	The Fly	Give Him What He Wants	Monica and Bob Dole
Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Dinner's On The Table	Bzzzz	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office
Blonde's Twinkle	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman