The Midget Scopes the Blonde

A midget is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. “Hey you, brunette, watch where you're going,” yells the midget. The blonde looks down and says, “I am not a brunette, I am a blonde.”The midget replies, “Not from where I'm standing.”

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