Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elephant Tampon	The Offspring	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Clinton's Safe Sex
Crab Cakes	Blonde and a Pig	Toilet-Bathtub Conversation	It Ain't Margarita
Baby Talk	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Ask The Doctor	Blonde Mating Call
Free Sex Contestants	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde in a Leather Jacket
Whitehouse Parrot	Yo mama's So Ugly	In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Dubya 'Do.	Me, I want a hoola hoop
Sex Advice	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Bad Lawyer	Iranians
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo Mama's so dumb... car	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Corpsalicious!
A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	On The Job Training	That Fly	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding
Seduction Made Easy	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	The Engineer's Love Life	Drowning Lawyer
A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Dikfer	Lesser Evils
Say What Again?	Blonde Mixup	The Great Wiener Caper	Long Road Home
Monica and Bob Dole	Ugly mama and a tail