Mechanic's Lube

How do you know a mechanic just got lucky?

One of his fingers is clean.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	You So Ugly	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Four Worms and a Funeral
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's so stupid...	Clear Blue Easy	Bin Laid
Clinton's Boxers	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Lucky Frog	Bush and Bill
Clinton and the Pope	Multi-Balls	Inventions	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Hanging With Rednecks	American Divorce	Respectfully Cheating
Rednecks' Dogs	Black and White and Red All Over	There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Pre-Paid Plan
Condom Dog	Yo mama's nasty!	The Jewish Vote	Yo mama's So Poor
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Magic Watch	The Paperboy	Flash Me
Bush BM	Yo mama's got style	And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Hi-Steppin' Mama	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Three Girls Go Camping	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Fat... Rainbow
Joke for Limeys	Yo mama's So Flat	Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Southern University Psychology	Yo Mama Bath