Yo mama so short...

Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	M&M's	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Carefully Placed Periods	Broom Factory	Gore & Pantyhose	Deathbed Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Bad Lawyer	Tennis Balls	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
High Stakes	Mail Order Blonde	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Clinton's Favorite Card Game
Three Hellos	Yo mama's...Fat	Age-Old Riddle	That's tacky
Line of Blondes	What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?	Hand me downs	Bubba's Secret
Bush's Advisors	Hot 'n' Heavy	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Why don't witches wear panties?	Scags Who Blew Bill	Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Toy Cars And Breastices
Shipwrecked	Breakfast of Champions	Man and Pharmacist	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Rare Disorder	Hole in One	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Teacher's Pet	Children and Cars	Animal Wackiness
You Might Be A Redneck If...	What's green and smells like ...	Gynecologist Grease Monkey	Defense Lawyer's Good News
Bin Laid	Yo mama's So Dumb