Blonde Chainsaw Massacre

What do you call a blonde with a chainsaw?

Dead!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Party!	Bush's Morning Run	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Yo mama's so fat...	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo Mama's So Poor	Think About It
It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	The New 69	Yo Mama's So Fat... Telephone Company	Jane's Addiction
Things Just Fallin' Off	Blonde...Faxes	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Confusing Blonde
Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Blonde in the Morning	Carpet
The Test	Twelve Inch Pianist	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps
Land Of Milk And Honey	Gassy Broad	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Mommy Almost Died
Viva Las Vegas	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Yo Mama's So Poor
Houston Schoolin'	Chucky at the Movies	Warm and Moist	Dog Days
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Dentist	Blonde Rows of Corn	Blondes and Bricks
MasterCard For Men	Nutty Hunters	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Bush at the Wheel
Material Lust	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Christmas Bonus	Osama is Celebate
Blonde Gets Job	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade