Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Two Things About a Blonde	Bra & Hat	Blonde's Coat Hanger
Whistle While You Twurk	A Shave and a Shine	Take yo mama to work day	Go Fish
Elephant Physiology	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
The Dough Boyz	Jingle Balls	Blonde Cell Death	Jackass
Yo Mama's...Fat	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Yo Mama's Work Ethic
Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Doggy Style	Blonde Looking for a Job	How Bill and Hillary Really Met
Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Chair Man of the Board	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Genie and the Taliban
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	I Don't Like My Brother	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Lunch Anyone?	Rednecks and TV	Joke Written By and For Retards	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
First Class Blondie	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Blondes Doing the Wave	Impotence
Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Yo mama's So Stupid	Sister Mary Henry	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick
Blonde Bedtime	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Men With No Arms or Legs	Mail Order Blonde
Redneck Wins the Lottery	Iraqi Law