Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

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Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	32 Rednecks	Loose Constructionists	Redneck's Last Words
Paper Street	Yo mama's...Fat	Twelve Inch Pianist	POV
10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player	Yo mama is so stupid...	The Facts of Life	David Beckham
Yo mama's....Halloween	Human Resource Lingo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	Lawyer in a Tree
Jingle Balls	The New 69	Bill Gates' Hard Drive	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Windows 666	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Redneck Truck	Yo Mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...ugly	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Blondes Love Puzzles
Banana Peel	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Oscar Meyer
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	After You	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Blondevision
Para-shoot	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	You So Ugly	Blonde Girlfriend
Lawyers on the Beach	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Sharks and Lawyers	Mechanic's Lube
Aliens Attack	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Mechanic's Lube	The Proxy Father