Clinton & KFC

Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?

A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Poor Mama	Nursery Crimes
Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Little People have little...	Stick of Dynamite	Dumb mama joke
Working Relationship	Blonde in the Third Grade	Easter Egg Hunt	Executive Decision
Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Lawyer-Client Relations	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard
Yo mama's So Stupid	Three Dumb Hunters	Where's the Blow Hole	Shop At WalRusMart
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Blonde's Coat Hanger	An Egyptian man is walking...
Bush and Son	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Blonde...Passenger	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Sheep Soup	Bob Dole	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Squirrel Kickin' Back
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Psychology Class
Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy
Redneck Sex Ed	Salesman: A New One, Really	Blonde With Braces	One Good Deed
6.9	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Post Turtle President	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Yo Mama's So Stupid... stabbed	War Pigs