A Prayer Before Dying

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Old	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Adam 'n' Eve	Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
Nailing Osama	Redneck Parkin' Lot	The President''s Puzzle	The New 69
Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	The Mystery of Childbirth	A Small Journey Through Hell	Made in Canada
Pool	Biggest Pee Pee	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Yo mama's...Kidnappers	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	What Are Ya, Chicken?	George W. Drowning
What's Worse?	Door Hinge	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Blonde Overdue
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Disarming the Guard	The Geography of Men and Women
We take you now to the Oval Office	The Archaeologist's Wife	Watch Where You Step	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around
Split Up The Middle	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Blonde in the Morning
Bad Lawyer	What Is Politics?	Snowmen and Snowwomen	You Might Be A Redneck
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Dentist	Arkansas Scholars
Lepechaun at Augusta	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Scags Who Blew Bill	Icy Blonde
Tooth	Really Sick