A Prayer Before Dying

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Use Your Pituitary	Yo mama's So Flat	How To Get A Raise
Sliding Doors	Microsoft in Detroit?	Technically and Reality?	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place
Little Voice	Three Hellos	Bull	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Blonde Mixup
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama so fat...	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Leper Hockey	Hot Dog
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Skydiver	Snot
Dr. Doctor	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde and Tracks
Right of Way	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Testing, Testing	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Yo Mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Ugly	Helisoft	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Dump List	Dirty Knees	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Orgy at Never Neverland
Blond with a cell phone	Understanding Marketing	Pickled Bread	Big pimpin'
77	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline