Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Things Just Fallin' Off	Blondes and Waterskiing
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Blonde Valedictorian	Blonde on the Run
Yo mama's so hairy...	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Yo mama's so stupid... order	Bob Dole's Underwear
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde and Tracks	Blonde's Vocabulary	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis
Gumor's Orifice Confusion	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's...Forklift
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	One hungry Bush...	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Clinton's Bookmarks
Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff
Whack Off	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Southern Values
Red Ball Express	Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Smoke Rings	Yo mama's So Ugly
A Natural Blind	Hole in One	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas	Men With No Arms or Legs
Three nuns die and go to heaven....	The Bill Clinton Sale	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat
Do it like mammals	Smurfette	Education in Arkansas	Sleep Now
Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's...Forklift