Yo mama so ugly...

Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby, she had to have porkchops tied around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

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An Ugly Position	We's Huntin' Frenchman	Talking Italian	Shark Attack
Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde Valedictorian	A Daring New Position	Fishing for a Week
A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Yum!	The Facts of Life	Funny Business
Yo mama's...Fat	Think About It	Yo mama's...Fat	Satisfaction
Redneck Ghost Story	Love Is Blindness	Yo mama's So Stupid	Flies on Poo
Round and Round It Goes	Megastore, Megasale	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding
X-Miss	Clinton's Safe Sex	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	You Might Be a Redneck if...
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Medical Miracles	Early Stages of Viagra Development	Farmer Joe and his Mule
How To Sell Lawnmowers	Blondes in a Convertible	Microsoftie	Yo mama's...Kidnappers
Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Blonde Pillow Talk	You might be a redneck if...	IBM and Lightbulbs
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Liberal Jokes	Beep Beep	West Virgin-ia
Handy Blondy	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Skinny	Lawyers 'n' Shingles
Swim Meet	Pay-Per-Blonde