Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What do puppies and gynecologists...	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Yo mama and a rat	Redneck on the Roof	Major Crackage	The Day Owl and The Night Cat
Redneck's Last Words	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Blonde's Thoughts on the YMCA	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom
American Divorce	Blondes and Cops	You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's So Poor
Mirror, Mirror	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Darn Crazy Kids	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Friendly Neighbors	NASCAR	Pickles Mating With Deer, Mass Hysteria	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Lesbians in a Canoe	Family Honor	Respecting the First Lady
Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Yo mama's so fat... door	Mexican or Mexican't	Homeward Blonde
Yo mama's So Poor	Potential & Reality	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Atlanta School Board
Bimbo Joke	And You're Not Even Drunk	Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo mama's So Poor
Fooled You	Thermos and Blonde	Dr. Feelgood	Scags Who Blew Bill
Flower Flub-o-rama	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner	Never Seen A Priest	Dr. Doctor
Blonde Hide and Go Seek	J.Lo and doorknobs