Two Sperm

Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?

It's the one with egg on its face!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's so fat...	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	What's Your Poison?	Yo mama's so Nasty	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Free Sex with Fill Up	Country Politics	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Yo mama's...Fat
Cosmopolitan Redneck	Blonde and shower caps	Biting	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Louisiana Heritage	Blonde on Fire	Heaven's Shining Waters	The New 69
Multi-Balls	Yo mama's so fat...	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Blonde Pillow Talk
The Engineer's Love Life	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Piano Solo	Difference!
World War III	40 Things Never Said By Southerners	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Jokes On You, Teacher
Jumping Rope	Pro Congress?	Free Sex with Fill Up	Redneck Home Improvement
Be Careful What You Wish For	Wright, Right?	What P.M.S. Stands For	Interblonde
David Beckham	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Redneck Bar BellIf you have to use ...	Your Place or His	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Yo mama's Such A Loser
Tiny Headed Man	Male Disorientation