Bow-Legged Cowgirls

Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged?

Because their boyfriends eat with their hats on.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Women's Bits	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Yo mama's So Fat	Greek Navy	Go Fish	The Lord Will Provide
Miracle Exercise	A woman went to her priest with a problem...	Shekshy Legsh	Blonde Data
Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	A Redneck Retaliation	Monica's New Boyfriend	Goose & Lawyer
Important Question	From Cradle to Ladle	Autoblonde	Lesbians in a Canoe
Yo mama's...Stupid	Question...Sex Change	Family Honor	The Blonde and the Jumper
Yo mama so po'	Hand me downs	Still Together	It's A War-Like Country
Magic Watch	Widows98	Blondes in a Convertible	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Clinton Stew	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Surprise Package	Pops the Question
Your Parents Messed Up	Optimistic Jack	Little Wanky	Laptop
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Hoshimota	Dutch Virgin	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Bush Does a Favor	Yo mama's So Ugly	Baby Gates and Microsoft	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father
Blonde's Medical Exam	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron