Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate

Yo' mama so fat, when she was born, they didn't get a birth certificate -- they got blueprints!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Justice Prevailed	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	Talking Italian	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's Teeth	Glories of old age	Osama = Crabs?	Windows 666
Quickie	Yo mama's so fat...	Blonde in Grocery Store	Redneck... Fast Food
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Sheepish	Blonde Driver	Yo mama's...Fat
Smurf and Turf	Slick Willy	Sharing	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Soyburger vs dildo	Texas Transplant	The Blonde Fox	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Oldest Couple Ever	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde Radio	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Double Wide	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes
Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Yo mama's...Hair	Blonde Bird Watcher	Sneezy
Gary Condit's Pants	Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Stupid	Knock-Knock Blonde
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Redneck Theft	Nudist Camp	Baby Gates and Microsoft
Two Black Eyes	Gross Cornflakes	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Famous People Say the Darndest Things
Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel