What are you thinking about?
|Little Johnny was in class when the teacher asked, "Three birds are sitting on a telephone wire, a hunter shoots one. How many are left?"
"None," he says "if ones shot the others would fly away."
"Actually", said the teacher "the answer was two, but I like the way you think."
The next day Johnny walks over to his teacher in the cafeteria and asks, "Do you see those three women over there on the bench? Which one isn't married, the one eating the cookie, the one eating a sandwich, or the one sucking on a popsicle?"
"Hmm, the one sucking on a popsicle?", the teacher asks"
"Actually" said Timmy " it was the one without a wedding ring, but I like the way you think".
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