Chicken and egg are lying in...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.

The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

100 votes, And 1512 Hits
	Rating:

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Code for Sex	We's Huntin' Frenchman	What Are Politics?	Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
Backstroke Dolly	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Clinton/Elian Gonzales
Confucius Say	Tennis Balls	Osama is Celebate	Yo mama's So Fat
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	The Blind Man	Yo mama's So Stinky	The Blonde Flight Attendant
Yo mama's So Old	Waitron Blonde	Connection Between Star Trek and TP	A Letter To Tide
Greg Norman	Redneck Truck	Shirts Off	A Natural Blind
Beer Consumption	Blonde in a Tree	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	A Natural Blind	Blonde Diet	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Microsoftie	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's Feet	Redneck College Grad
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Bad Lawyer	A Crappy Date (A True Story)	That's a Woman's Job
B-Day Sex	German Virginity	JFKaput	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Dog Days	Yo mama and a rat	Redneck Shopper	Yo mama's...Stupid
Dumb as Rocks	Parakeet Cereal