Get On The Bus

A man comes home from work and finds his wife screwing his cousin in the closet.

''What the hell are you doing?!'' the man asks.

''I'm riding a bus,'' his cousin replies.

''That's a stupid thing to say!''

''That's a stupid thing to ask!''

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