Yo mama is so nasty...

Your mama is so nasty, when you said, "Mama, what are we going to have for dinner?" She stuck out her foot and said, "CORNS".

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Split Up The Middle	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Swinging Redneck
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Hot 'n' Heavy	Why did the blonde get fired...	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Moms and Their Snooping	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Love At First Sight	Baldy Pants
Yo mama's So Poor	Student Nurse	Blonde in a Barber Shop	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Poor	Lake Wannaswimma	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Blonde Horse Sense
Dumb as Rocks	Survivor for Alabamans	First Class	Redneck Shopper
One Good Deed	Pinocchio and Raggedy Ann	Divorce	Playing Doctor
Brunette Shopping	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Scratch Those Thangs	Pinocchio and Splinters
Redneck Religiousity	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rednecks Talkin'	Blonde and Doorknobs
Princess Di and Thomas	Shave and a Hair Cut	Goose & Lawyer	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
Ed Zachery Disease	Wright, Right?	The Devout Catholic Woman	I scream for ice cream
One-Eyed Blonde	It's Not Genetics	Blonde...Passenger	Bathtub Anxieties
Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	Yo mama's So Short