Bug's Mind

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes and Ice Cubes	Clinton & KFC	Elephant Tampon	Bzzzz
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Ugly	Close But No Cigar	The Doctor's Convention
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Tickle These, Elmo
A blonde goes into a music store and...	Yo mama's So Fat	Friendly Neighbors	Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...
Icy Blonde	Capitol Parrot	You Work for the Government When:	Round and Round It Goes
The Definition of	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo mama's So Hairy	Four Men and Their Dogs
Yo mama's So Hairy	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	Blondes and Cops	Blonde and License Plates
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Oldest Couple Ever	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Two hicks at a toy store	Redneck Family Values	You Might Be a Redneck if...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Elephant and Man	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic	Why don't witches wear panties?	Heaven's Gate
Yo mama's So Ugly	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	One day a hunter was walking...
At the Pharmacy	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor	How Many Interns?
Please pass the mayo	Code for Love