Snakeskin Punny

What kind of condoms do snakes use?

Anacondoms!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	The Shakes	Tank Girl
Yo mama's So Stupid	Perry Coma	Hard Drive	Hiney Bubbles
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Yo Mama's...Old	Rosebud	Soapy Sales
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Parrot-Prostitutes	Circumcisional Evidence	Beer Translations
Wet Lawyers	Let's Play War	Pee On A Ferrari	Sons Devoted to Mom
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Fast Food for Rednecks	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Yo mama's so stupid... tv dinner
Blonde in Grocery Store	Touchy Feely Cracky	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Red Ball Express	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Out of T.P.
Bird and Bloke	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	Little Wanky	Husbands' Performance
Lawyer in a Tree	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Eternity	The Cross-Eyed Cow
Night Of The Living Dead	Yo mama's So Hairy	Lawyer Brains	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Male Disorientation	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Accessories	Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck