Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: 'Oh, shit!' In Texas 94% said: 'Hold my beer. Watch this.'

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Three Drunk Men	New Priest In Town	Broom Factory
The Offspring	Yo mama's So Ugly	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Sliding Doors
The Blonde and the Librarian	Blonde Puzzle	Para-shoot	Go To The LMV
Rosebud	Smoke It	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	A blonde goes into a music store and...
Satisfaction	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Talking Out of Your Ass	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator
Sex and Dieting	Blonde...Bananas	Eatin' Possum	How did Britney Spears...
Bush's Advisors	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	Carefully Placed Periods	Lepechaun at Augusta
Monica's First Look	What Sex is Polly?	Fooled You	Respectfully Cheating
Redneck Family Values	Clinton & A Screwdriver	A wrinkle in time	Vampires in a Bar
Arkansas Toothbrush	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Blonde and Genie
Arctic Hooker	Testing, Testing	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade	Rooster Prozac	Gross Cornflakes	Afghani Joe
Tornado and Redneck Divorce	Heavy Sack