Blonde's Bad Day

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease	Talking Italian	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Twelve Inch Pianist
You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Flour Patch	Be Careful What You Wish For	Blonde Cell Death
Confucious...Baseball	The Businessman's Medical Problem	Yo mama's...Fat	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Yo mama's So Skinny	Perfumed Blonde	Fat Dude	Sex Relatively Speaking
Avon Calling	Like Father Like Son	Christmas In Heaven	White, Slimy, & Horny
Texan Poetry	Lesbians in a Canoe	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
Chin nuts	The Mailbox	Iraqi Law	Little People have little...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Hot Dog	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Corpsalicious!
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Fascinating	Rump Roastin'	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Hey fatty
Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's So Poor	Sleeping Blonde	Dream on
Jack and Jill II	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Juicy Squirt	Hard Sleepin'
Yo mama's...Fat	Name That Animal, Kids