Blonde's Bad Day

Q: How can you tell a blonde is having a bad day?

A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her cigarette.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Blonde in a Swimming Race	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Hot 'n' Heavy	Dought Girl	Christmas Bonus	Invisible Carrots
What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo mama so short...	Wanted: Dead Or Alive	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Multi-Balls	Clinton's Interns	Yo mama's so fat... road
Surprise Package	Sleeping Blonde	Brunette Shopping	You're Like A...
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Farmer and the Cow
Executive Rimmin'	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	Yo mama's So Fat
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's...fat
Genealogy	Man Beats Dog	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Blonde and Elephants
Computer Breasts	Shriveled Lovin'	What a Gasser	Yo mama's So Ugly
Limbless Prostitute	Deernuts and Beernuts	Fast Food for Rednecks	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Party!	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	Knock Knock: Dumb...	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road
Love Is Blindness	Sin and Shame