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Turner Brown, Elevator Passenger

 
A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down at him.

"7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." Hearing this, the small guy faints! The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.

"What's wrong?"

"Excuse me, but what did you say?"

"7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

"Thank God. I thought you said, 'turn around.'"

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