Crab Cakes

Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Stumped Doc	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Yo mama's so fat...
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Yo mama's so poor
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Be Careful With That Viagra	Blonde...Infant Scale	Redneck Truck
Blonde in the Mirror	Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Uncle Tommy's Closet
Yo mama's So Fat	Mouth Organ	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Hot 'n' Heavy
Dinner's Ready!	The 11th Commandment	Greg Norman	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...
Blonde at the Appliance Store	TiVo	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Smokey the Bear
Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Blank Willow	Hole in One	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
That's crazy	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	How To Sell Lawnmowers
Blonde - Transplant	Yo Mama's So Old	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's...Stupid
A Hole in the Head	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Reverend	Yo mama's Teeth... Traffic
Hands and Knees	Chuckie Cheese Please	Sexually Exhausted Jock	You Might Be A Redneck If... Death
Yo mama's Teeth	Thermos and Blonde