Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"

"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Counting Condoms	Wife vs. Job
Office English Dictionary	Lawyer and Sperm	Replacing Vanna	Elevator Scene
Little Wanky	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Three Hellos
Yo Mama so Bald	Blonde Arrow	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Yo mama's...Dirty
Blonde in a Leather Jacket	Women Pass Less Gas	You Work for the Government When:	The Blind Man
Doctor Demented	An Ugly Position	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Night Of The Living Dead
That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Riding in Cars With Boys	Grandma's Birthday	Lightbulb... Arkansas
Soapy Sales	Salesman: A New One, Really	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
A Natural Blind	Saving Her Butt	Penguin and The Mechanic	Yo mama's So Old
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo mama's So Fat	A helping hand	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes
The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	You Know You're Old	Knock Knock: Dumb...	Diplomacy Definition
The Blonde and Her Melons	Yo mama's so fat...	Ouch!	Nudist Camp
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama's So Poor