Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"

"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Abstinence	Yo mama's So Fat	Trampoline vs. Lawyer
Glories of old age	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Bill Gates and General Motors	Dikfer
You So Ugly	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Religiousity
Heaven and Hell	Jingle Balls	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	Yo mama's So Ugly
Baby Mama	What's green and smells like ...	Fishing for a Week	Fifty-Dollar Bet
Skittles	350 Pounder?	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	One Good Deed	S & M	Big Fat Mopeds
Strict Sex Schedule	Man Of The House	What Is Politics?	Blonde Loses Sweet Job
Blonde Girlfriend	Blonde and House	Chucky at the Movies	Heh. Stupid Blondes.
Difference Boy & Girl	Hot Lunch	Bob Dole	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Bill Gates and General Motors	What Men Need Most	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Lightbulb...Californians
Skip To My Fool	Dynamite!	Free Sex Contestants	Yo mama's So Ugly
Nudist Camp	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!