Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"

"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Waterskiing with Blondie	Blondes and Ice Cubes	Condit vs. Clinton	Current Administration
Office English Dictionary	Baby Mama	Blonde Bicycle	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	That's A Buncha Bull	Make-a-Wish Foundation	The President''s Puzzle
Yo Mama's So Fat	Hole in One	Diplomacy Definition	Yo mama so short...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo mama is so nasty...	This is a poor joke	Dinner's On The Table
Topless Sunbather	Joke by a Latent Homosexual	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	The Farmer's Daughters	Cris Cross	Girls From Kentucky
Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Cook	Elephant and Man	Streakers and Strokers
Yo Mama's So Fat...	Five Minutes to Midnight	Peckers	Gay Man in Church
Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Full Speed Ahead	Shoot The Pig	Yo mama's...Ugly
The Lawyer Has an Accident	Yo Mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object
Elephant Innuendo	2 Weeks to Live	Knock, Knock... Arthur	De-evolution
Vending Machine and Blonde	Yo Mama is So Stupid