Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"

"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Bra & Hat	What Are Ya, Chicken?	The Millennium Kid
Fat Chance	Sliding Doors	Osama = Crabs?	Yo mama's so fat...
Which Hole?	Ice Ice Baby	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Constipation	Blonde Pooltable	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo Mama Road Sign
Yo mama's So Old	Question...Sex Change	I've Got Shingles	Did I do that?
Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Bear and Toilet	Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish
FLAT BLONDE	Blonde and Pizza	Yo mama's so Fat	The 69ers
Corpsalicious!	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Two Things In The Air
The Great Crab Escape	Texan Poetry	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Chew on this
Get On The Bus	Yo mama's So Poor	Three Couples, No Sex	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Redneck Home Improvement	Guns don't kill....	Don't Step Out of the Car	Concorde Humor 2
Duck, Duck, Lawyer	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Air Mattress	Reasons for Being French
Osama's New City	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans