Mommy, Mommy!

"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?"

"Shut up and eat your corn flakes."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Yo mama's So Ugly	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Snow Off-White
First Day Out	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Jingle Balls	Dirty Tricks
Land Of Milk And Honey	Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama is so nasty...	Blonde Jokes
Tickle Me Dirty Politics	Ask The Doctor	Yo mama's So Fat	Elephant...Cherry Tree
Aliens Attack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Two Sperm	Coincidentally	Redneck Thief
What do puppies and gynecologists...	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Two Things In The Air	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment
Law School for Nuns	Fire Truck	Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo mama's tities...
Redneck...Bath	Blonde Road Crossing	Yo mama's...Ugly	Ice Cream
Morning at the White House	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Why'd The Redneck?	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office
Women and Pool Tables	Two Old Ladies	Concorde Humor 2	Riding in Cars With Boys
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Yo mama's So Fat...Sidewalk	Healthy Virgin	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)